Effin' Birds 2024 Calendar

Birds of a feather flock together—and this fowl-mouthed flock has THINGS TO EFFIN' SAY!

Each monthly spread of this sweary wall calendar showcases vintage bird artwork paired with expletive-laden rants by fed-up fowls. Whether you’re a devout bird lover or simply a connoisseur of profane snark—this calendar has endless laughs to offer. So hang it on your effin’ wall already!

Features include:

• Fold-around cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
• 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open)
• Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
• Planning spread for September–December 2023
• Spans January–December 2024
• Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Moon phases, based on Universal Time
• Features vintage bird artwork and profane captions